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Once ' pon time, there was guy named Chris. Chris LOVED his computer, but computer not well. Computer freeze up at horrible moments when playing favorite games! Freezing computer made Chris sad. Chris called up buddies, who knew much more about computers than Chris did. Both buddies thought freeze was because of too much dust, so Chris buy can of compressed air to clean it out.

Chris do good job cleaning computer, pulling out many dust bunnies. Chris thought his computer would run good as new! Then Chris plug it in... and was told Windows system file was corrupted.

This make Chris worry. Chris had many many things on computer. Stories, pics, logs, and porn! All could be lost with Windows corrupted!

Chris knew what to do: Call Tommy, his computer genius buddy. Chris lugs computer to Doctor Tommy and watches as Tommy shows off his awesome super computer. Chris too dumb to understand much, but he nodded at all the right times. Tommy take all important stuff and stick it on awesome super computer, then re-install Windows. Thank you, herr Doktor!

Now, Chris is stuck down-loading all old programs he used lots, rearraging old files to be easy to reach, and basically make computer good as new. Hooray? Hooray.